Ask Espurr

arguewithatree:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

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and

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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

well shit

This goes to a lot of people MMM’k

(not you, but a lot of people)

kariaterachel:

If a zombie apocalypse happens in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas?

NO IT DOESN”T RSTAY IN VEGAS thE OZMBIES FUCKING eat alL THE PEOPLE

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

mazarinedrake:

death-by-lulz:

theclearlydope:

I’ve waited my whole adult life for this desk.

If you were on the short side you could crawl in and pull up the pillow drawbridge thing and close the panels and NOBODY WOULD EVER FIND YOU.

It’d be great.

WHAT IF YOU GOT STUCK!?
I was trying to get the game smite

I typed smite.com by accident and there was just the word… hi

Anyone who reblogs will get a random message in their inbox

"every single person who reblogs this every single person will get “doot doot” in their ask box"
Anonymous

the-grand-duelist:

Oh. Wow, I’m stupid

thesecondbird:

forevergrilo:

niledork:

wholetyouinhere:

cozynoon:

Never forget that you are the protagonist of your own story

and the antagonist of someone else’s!

And a possible love interest in some other peoples! 0u0

This might just be the single most inspiration thing I have ever seen on the internet.

You are also a supporting character to a lots of people’s stories. You might even be the kind stranger who unintentionally turns someone’s life around for the better.

(Or the annoying squeaky voiced sidekick…)
smexymutt:

chickyfrommars:

clarkkftw:

teamaequitas:

0hmykaty:

wearealljustrunaways:

savisintheclouds:

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. 

…okay.

did i even really have a choice?

okay robin williams
i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions

Even if I didn’t want to reblog, I just HAD to. Robin Williams made me reblog it!

Fuck~

smexymutt:

chickyfrommars:

clarkkftw:

teamaequitas:

0hmykaty:

wearealljustrunaways:

savisintheclouds:

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. 

…okay.

did i even really have a choice?

okay robin williams

i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions

Even if I didn’t want to reblog, I just HAD to. Robin Williams made me reblog it!

Fuck~

cheezburgah:

even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this.

cheezburgah:

even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this.

iamimpalalocked:

Rstarkstrider:

tyleroakley:

niamharthur:

bardofspades:

mituna-senpai:

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs

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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

I just reblogged this with the command, shit

disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

soldierjolras:

cool new meme, reblog if u find it relateable

soldierjolras:

cool new meme, reblog if u find it relateable

Reblog if you were born on your birthday.

phan-residue:

saner-than-luna:

abcdthg:

bolesen2435:

ask-the-ace-attorneys:

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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

what the fuck is wrong with this website seriously

what is daniel radcliffe doing here.

dude liek holy shit he was cute at that age